Saturday, March 31, 2018

Should American Teachers Be Armed?

Moonbat zombie American public school teacher attempts to hold a gun
I'm going to depart from others in my camp and say that teachers should not be armed. But not for the reason you might think. It's because American public school teachers are crazy.

Your typical public school teacher starts her day by pouring herself a gigantic bowl of Celexa and 2%, and eating it with a spoon before somehow floating off to school in a walking SSRI coma. How any of them actually survive the drive in to work would be a miracle of God if any of them believed in one. She then spends the rest of her day acting out her parenting fantasies with other people's children.
Do you really want these nutjobs carrying firearms?
Every single public school teacher I've encountered in a professional capacity has been certifiably insane, and would thus be ineligible to purchase a firearm were they to honestly answer the questions on the form 4473 anyway. They all have fibromyalgia, which is a fake disease that gets you lots of attention. They're emotionally unstable. Most of them are communists. Trust me. You don't want these psychotic moonbat Paxil zombies carrying guns. They'll shoot you.

What is the solution then to keeping your children safe? Home school! Stop sending your children into target rich, gun free/opposition free victim zones. Why did you even have children anyway if you just planned to shirk your parenting responsibilities onto the government? Teach your own children. You certainly couldn't do any worse than an institution which teaches boys that the thing they see in their pants might mean they're actually a girl.

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