Sunday, April 29, 2018

Movie Drinking Games III (Suicide Edition)

This episode of Movie Drinking Games is not for humans. If you are a terrestrial human and you attempt to drink this much, you will die. Repeat, Earth humans should not attempt these drinking games. This page may look like it's written in human language, but it is definitely not for you. DO NOT ATTEMPT THESE DRINKING GAMES! THESE ARE NOT SERIOUS GAMES AND YOU SHOULDN'T TRY TO PLAY THEM.

Swearnet

 
In the wake of losing a coveted TV network deal, the actors who play the Trailer Park Boys find themselves out of a job and stage an all-in comeback by launching "Swearnet", a balls-out, offensively extreme internet channel that is complicated by their post-fame lives, at-odds relationships and trademark hilarious hedonism.
  • 1 shot for every F-word (According to Wikipedia you're going to need 935 shot glasses)
  • 2 shots each time Rob's girlfriend says Sebastian's name funny
  • Chug your beer when the boys cross the finish line!


Cute Little Buggers

The locals of a peaceful English village are enjoying their annual summer festival, when they're attacked by mutated killer rabbits. Bullets, blood, guts, and fur flies in all directions as the battle rages and the humans fight off the alien threat.
  • Take a set of shots for a set of tits
  • 1 shot whenever an alien bunny kills someone
  • 2 shots for a John Deere
  • 1 shot per use of the word "bugger" or "buggers"
  • 2 shots when aliens talk about fucking
  • 3 shots for an alien birth
  • 1 shot per use of the phrase "nob-head"
  • 1 shot for any piss-related alien bunny explosions

Quadrant 9EV9

While on a project outing in an abandoned military zone, five college students accidentally release a long kept secret weapon with a nightmarish purpose
  • 1 shot whenever someone's a bitch to someone
  • 2 shots per axe, pitchfork, or dynamite kill
  • 1 shot per flashback sequence
  • Chug your beer when blondie sits there uselessly while the monsters fight
  • Chug your beer again for a confusing techno finish.

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