Wednesday, May 9, 2018

EtsyCardiogram

Etsy is a great source for stupid EKG memorabilia, including jewelry. Nothing says "I want you to die so I can get your life insurance money" better than a 24k gold run of v-tac.


The fact that enough doctors, nurses, firefighters, paramedics, and EMTs purchased this weird, smashed, atrial flutter, PVC looking thing to cause it to sell out is a sad commentary on the current state of our industry.



I consider $38.99 to be cheap stupid tax compared to the very real consequences of natural selection for anyone dumb enough to purchase this piece of crap.

And now, for the pièce de résistance...



SIXTEEN HUNDRED AND TWENTY DOLLARS FOR A SET OF PROMISE RINGS TO LET EVERYONE KNOW HOW COMMITTED YOU ARE TO BEING MATCHING IDIOTS TOGETHER FOREVER.

Not everything on there is 100% wrong, though. I did find this odd "heartbeat bar" necklace which appears to show a sinus rhythm with benign early repol:



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