Wednesday, May 2, 2018

Homeopathy is nothing

I know that I mock homeopathy a lot, but honestly it would cure about 75% of what people call ambulances for, and we could charge far out the ass for it. If there's a market for pseudo-medical bullshit that makes people think they feel better then why shouldn't I be the one profiting from it?

The subject of fake medicine reminds me of the call I had a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away where I transported a public school teacher for chest pains. When I tried to give her the standard ASA, NTG, oxygen, she declined, stating she only takes natural remedies. 

Upon informing her that oxygen is a very natural remedy and that she was at that moment breathing 21% oxygen all throughout the ambulance, she became frightened and thought I was poisoning her.

This is reason #426 that we homeschool.

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